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Things all brides pretend to do

Right, its time to fess up!

 

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The wedding things every bride is told they must know and do, but probably don’t!

 

 

1. Have no spending regrets
“Honestly honey, I could run an actual marathon in these heels! I’m glad I got the more expensive ones.” *sob*

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2. Play down the hen do
‘I don’t want anything big’. Translation: There’d better be a limo/helicopter.

 

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3. Talk about stuff other than our wedding
Must. Not. Mention. It. The struggle is real.

 

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4. Enjoy all our beauty treatments
Standing in a pair of baggy disposable knickers while a stranger sprays us brown is never dignified. Ever.

 

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5. Understand what a garter is for
We have bets they’re for holding lippy, but it’s anyone’s guess.

 

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6. Not have unreasonable wedding goals
If Pinterest can do it, we can too. Now where can we get hold of 20,000 lightbulbs?

 

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7. Say we won’t eat the office cake
Why oh why is there ALWAYS a birthday?

 

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8. Not compare our day to anyone else’s
Those 89 iPhone photos we took were for personal research… sorry.

 

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9. Be an expert in flowers
Aster, alchemilla, anthurium – we can’t even say them out loud.

 

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10. Delegate
Hahahaha… yeah right.

 

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11. Get along with our mother-in-law
When she suggested knitting us a ‘bridal cardigan’, we may have been smiling but we were crying inside.

 

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 12. Give up alcohol in the run up to the wedding 
(See point 10)

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